We have a very different definition of what the “early hours” of the morning are.
"Morning"
What it usually means: The hours between midnight and midday.
What it means to night people: A time you would really prefer not to have to deal with.
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"Alarm"
What it usually means: A device you program to wake you up in the morning.
What it means to night people: The worst thing to happen to you every single day. A sound that instills fear and loathing, and that you can never escape.
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"Snooze"
What it usually means: The light sleep you get after you've sort of woken up but not gotten out of bed yet.
What it means to night people: The fitful sleep you get while feeling guilty and knowing you really should get up, but being unable to physically move.
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"Duvet"
What it usually means: The bedcovers you use to keep you from getting cold at night.
What it means to night people: A magical object that turns into the softest material known to man, but only after your alarm goes off.
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